Things You Didn't Know (Roman Numeral) I

And now, the country you've never heard of and even if you had heard of it, you'd never have known just where it was located.

For all my friends in Brazil, Northern Africa, Greece, Turkey, and Central Asia, I hope you're enjoying your fancy eclipse. We don't get enough sun in Michigan, so you can keep your impressive celestial anomalies.

(It's not really an anomaly, is it? Oohhh...)