For Alan Greenspan, whose sexy specs make economics about more than supply and demand

From Andy Nicholson

He was a fast machine,
he kept inflatin lean,
he was the best damn chairman I had ever seen.
Thick glasses for eyes,
telling me no lies,
knocking me out with those American thighs.
Taking more than his share,
had me fighting for air,
told me to invest but I was already there.

'Cause Wall Street start shaking,
the earth was quaking,
Nasdaq was aching,
and we were making it:

Yeah, Al shook me all night long.

(ACDC loves you, Al.)