Because I love my Mom and because Craig CANNOT be better than me

Ma is walking approximately 28 million miles in June for a breast cancer thing. Is that clear at all? Let's try this again.

In June, my mother will participate in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer. She's raising money for the thing because she is, after all, walking about 28 million miles and you sort of want something for it (don't worry - the money goes toward finding a cure; Ma wouldn't pocket your cash. Honest). Anyhow, all you breast-lovers and mastectomy-fearers ought to donate. It's a good cause. And a lot of walking. Check it out.